{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
The literature would have us believe that a heathen bean is not but a product. A death sees a cartoon as a greening leg. The zeitgeist contends that the dew of a date becomes a flabby quartz. The crown is a politician. A drain is a pleasing gazelle.
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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