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{"type":"standard","title":"KwaZulu-Natal Division","displaytitle":"KwaZulu-Natal Division","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6449885","titles":{"canonical":"KwaZulu-Natal_Division","normalized":"KwaZulu-Natal Division","display":"KwaZulu-Natal Division"},"pageid":22592572,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/66/Durban_Supreme_Court.jpg/330px-Durban_Supreme_Court.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Durban_Supreme_Court.jpg","width":3456,"height":2304},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1237535502","tid":"de8a721c-4e48-11ef-a4ea-80afbc91788b","timestamp":"2024-07-30T07:53:55Z","description":"Superior court of law in KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-29.5994,"lon":30.3804},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KwaZulu-Natal_Division","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KwaZulu-Natal_Division?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KwaZulu-Natal_Division?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:KwaZulu-Natal_Division"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KwaZulu-Natal_Division","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/KwaZulu-Natal_Division","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KwaZulu-Natal_Division?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:KwaZulu-Natal_Division"}},"extract":"The KwaZulu-Natal Division of the High Court of South Africa is a superior court of law with general jurisdiction over the KwaZulu-Natal province of South Africa. The main seat of the division is at Pietermaritzburg, while a subordinate local seat at Durban has concurrent jurisdiction over the coastal region of the province. As of January 2024 the Judge President of the division is Thoba Poyo-Dlwati.","extract_html":"
The KwaZulu-Natal Division of the High Court of South Africa is a superior court of law with general jurisdiction over the KwaZulu-Natal province of South Africa. The main seat of the division is at Pietermaritzburg, while a subordinate local seat at Durban has concurrent jurisdiction over the coastal region of the province. As of January 2024 the Judge President of the division is Thoba Poyo-Dlwati.
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